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Melina Amaru Alt BreakfastHey, Zishers. I'm back and I posted a few updates that might have gone unnoticed, mostly because I added them late. Firstly, there is now a second xtra for Jezebel Madd. Next, there's a bonus video to Samadhi Amour's Pizza set. Finally, Lilibet Saunders also has an xtra added. And for today, here is another refreshing update of Melina Amaru from Argentina. The sun shines bright for this one.Lilibet Saunders - Naughty NachosSome days are harder than others. This was one of the harder ones. Not because of Lilibet Saunders. She is amazing. Her energy and her natural appeal is strong. The main obstacle we ran into was at the restaurant. Apparently they didn't appreciate me taking some mostly innocent photos of Lilibet as we lunched. There wasn't anyone sitting in our vicinity, yet we were asked to leave. The manager must get off watching his clientele on the security cams. Scum. I was not even allowed to pay the bill. Lilibet was a champ though and laughed at the ordeal, that is until the stomach pains started. Luckily, that was after we were finished shooting. She blames the food, course.Samadhi Amour - Fetish PizzaFinally arrived across the pond. What a flight. Didn't get much sleep. Turbulence pretty much the entire way. After many moments of intense self reflection and prayer, I renewed my devotion to the Maker. I vowed to continue searching for more women like Samadhi Amour and bring them to the online world. Incel lives matter. Don't worry, I'm not talking about you, of course. You're cool.Emma Velazquez Gives Us FlowersJust when I think Emma Velazquez is sad, in the next frame she is beaming. Women are truly like the weather. Sometimes extremely wet, other times they leave a painful red burn on your skin. Yeah, another bad joke from your old pal. But I have an excuse today. I'm sleepy. Summer travel has begun and I have a lot of fartcoin profits to spend. You boys have a good one. I'll be back soon.Samadhi Amour Keeps Em WarmSamadhi Amour. What an odd name. One day I might Google it and find out what it means. Not today though. Today I am concerned with more important matters. I am focusing on my breathing. Cold air in. Warm air out. That sure does feel good. What would you feel in the presence of Samadhi? Would you feel lust? Appreciation? Apathy? Inadequacy? Anger? A beauty like hers will teach you a lot about yourself. The path we take is often guided by our attitude. I might not always have a great one, but I am learning to adjust it. That's one thing we must all hold on to. The desire to learn. Dig it, man? -CharlieAriel Gossimer All Or NothingThis is gonna sound crazy, but there are days when I feel like God has a crush on me. She totally wants to spoil me and grant every one of my wishes. This was one of those days. Ariel Gossimer is a smart, talented, and insanely beautiful woman. She is the type of person that I meet and think to myself, 'Yeah she's pretty but she is never model for you.' Well, lo and behold, I was wrong again. The opportunity presented itself and I leaped. I will probably be hit by a bus soon. More to come of Ariel, as long as I remain intact.Vynessa Lucero Final CourseVynessa's final chapter on Zishy has come. I will try to get her to return, but she seems to have moved on from modeling and is welcoming her first child early next year. Congrats, Vynessa. And congrats to you for finding Zishy. Our content is clinically proven to increase testosterone levels and cardiovascular performance. The only downside is that Zishy subscribers clean/replace their keyboards much more regularly than your average internet user.Ivanna Ershova And Bolshoi FlavorsMy translator and I convinced Ivanna Ershova to bring her bold Russian beauty to Zishy. Here, we visit the city market and discover that Ivanna maintains a great standing with many of the vendors, especially the male ones. These kind businessmen were offering huge discounts left and right. Go fig.Olena Kozich Stretch TeaseI am sick of waiting for my day to come. I am surrounded by skeletons covered in fat, sporting unoriginal personalities, and living on borrowed time. The one thing that gives me joy is meeting other genetic garbage that shares my disgust with these predicaments. I know it sounds absurd, but I am dying for one of them, or all of them, to rip apart my yoga pants, force open my hips, and enter-enter-enter me. Turn me into an airport urinal cake. Make me feel something. Anything. -Karine Jean-PierreDusk At DuomoAurora Morgenrote participated earlier this year in the quarantine contest. Her beauty comes to us by way of Firenze, Italy. She might not have the best eyesight, but who wants to see things clearly these days? I kid. Thank goodness for experiences like this. More of my adventures in Firenze to come.Luisa Medrano Figures It OutIf you joined the site recently, you may have noticed that I offer a discount to customers paying for annual subscriptions with Bitcoin (BTC). In fact, over the last two years, I have repeatedly tried to orange-pill as much of my audience as possible. The reason isn't simply because I want to see BTC prices rise. It is because I believe we all need what BTC offers. Bitcoin is immutable currency with a fixed supply limit. That means that when the banks, the government, or big tech decides that you've broken their code of conduct, they can't just shut you down financially. It also means that your government can't endlessly devalue your earnings by minting more clown dollars (fiat). At least for now, you have access to a lifeline. Seize the opportunity. It recently cost me two bucks worth of BTC to transfer $1,400 of value to a friend in a war-torn country. Good luck trying to do that within the traditional banking system. Luisa is smart. She understands the difference between Bitcoin and other crypto. You're welcome very much.One Last ThingOne last, abbreviated update of the exceptional Sabrina Lynn. You might say that I saved the best for last, but I don't think so. Sabrina will always be one of the best, even if she never revealed the most.Stacy Vargas The Spanish JellyfishI am currently at a popular tourist destination, dealing with long lines and high prices. It has brought me to the realization that I hate crowds. They are smelly, noisy, and full of disgusting strangers. The only redeeming aspect of crowds is the rare beautiful woman that can be found among them. An attractive female makes my tired life worth living. Evidently, some people even pay their hard earned munnies just to see photos of women on the internet. Bless your souls, my fellow space cowboys.Tender GreensSomething about Keira Croft captivated me immediately. She turned me into a moth drawn to her warm light. Keira's personality is complicated, but I have loved puzzles since I was a child. She wanted to smoke some tender green before we ate at Tender Greens. Try the raw tuna. It's amazing.Five Star ReviewHi, sweet fellow humans. I am glad that you are here, reading this, looking at my silly photos. I really enjoy making them. This summer, I will not have the opportunity to travel and have international adventures like this one with Valeri Christik, but that is okay. I can not expect to win ever battle. As long I can still smile today, that alone is a huge victory. Part 2 of this one tomorrow.Escape From HollywoodMercedes Llano is back. Her curves rival those found on Mulholland Drive. We took some risks around Hollywood, shooting in the streets and in a stranger's front yard. But as I like to say: no harm, no foul. Putting together this gallery, I also found some leftovers of Mercedes practicing excellent dental hygiene. Organization has never been my strong suit. Embrace the chaos.Marcela Gaona Air It OutMarcela Gaona is an intelligent and sound-minded individual. Plenty of you will think otherwise just because she shows her naked body to the world online. You are not fools, but this is a foolish thought. Erase the negativity. Your life will be better without it. If there is one thing a person truly owns, it should be their body. And if one is not free to sell photos of that which they own, then what the fuck is the point?Giulia Wylde Double PainGiulia Wylde has returned, just like that stubborn old virus. I felt we needed a booster shot of this incredible woman. I must confess that Giulia is not a fan of my photography. Perhaps the images are too raw, too unrefined for her personal preference. Well, she is right. My world is a mess and I am too impatient to tie a bow around it. The last thing I need in this nightmare simulation is more fabricated nonsense. My family is the only thing that keeps me sane. They are wonderful. Oh, and pizza. Enjoy the real Giulia. Ta ta.Hanna Nasochi Has Good NewsSometimes I tell the contributing photographer to just have fun. It appears that is what happened here with Alina and Hanna Nasochi. It looks convincing. They venture out on a snowy night to bring us shots in public, then take us back to Hanna's home where she lets us in on some important news. She's expecting and will photograph again with Alina as her body changes. Perhaps these women are only pretending to have fun for us. Meh, good enough for me. Hbu?Nicole Ross Swimsuit EditionI used to record the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit program that they would air on primetime network TV. Those were the good ol' VCR days of my youth. Now, the young kids have it so easy. Nicole Ross brought with her two great, ultra-nothing bikinis. She made me photograph her in both of them, and then without either. It was torture ;) I really need to learn how to say no.Bianca Bell Wears BoboFruit By The FootEven though Kayla Linchek is an adult, has a job, drives her own car, she still had to sneak me into her room on a Sunday morning so that we could take these pictures. Kayla lives with her older brother and says that he would kill us both if he found out. He was asleep just down the hall. Between you and I, I think danger excites this young woman. If your art does not have any danger in it, I am not interested.Soledad Lomas At BartonMore of the incredible Soledad Lomas to come. We went to the pool at Barton Springs. She was shy, but I still have hope for the future.Bum Bum BumGigi Matthews modeled for a hipster fashion reseller that I met once at a thrift store. Seems like he finds secondhand deals, cleans the product, slaps on his label, then sells it with an absurd markup. It also helps to get a beautiful girl like Gigi to pose in these items and post semi-sexy pictures on his web site. Sex sells. Unfortunately, I have never been clever enough to use sex to sell shit. My simple brain would rather sell you the sexy pictures themselves.Kerin Metzger Gets GoosedFor a while there, I didn't think I would ever get the chance to photograph Kerin Metzger again. She said she had gone back to the church life, or Jesus, or what not. But I guess, everything is cyclical. One day, you might want to go to confession and plead for forgiveness. Then the next day, you might feel like getting stoned and fucking the shit out of someone random. Hey, it happens. People are complicated. Anyone know where this is?World CupsKrasnodar is not a hugely popular tourist destination in Russia, but I had my reasons for visiting. Namely, Diana Sedova (orange top) and Victoria Minina (white). These two attractive young women showed me around at the stadium built for the 2018 World Cup. It was easy to become overwhelmed by all the photo-worthy opportunities. But that is why we have two-part updates. That is why you should expect more from them in the next few days, including a bonus video.One Brashy OysterVivi Kuanas is a wild, creative type from Europe. She found me online and we set something up while she was visiting Los Angeles. Vivi is the type of woman that can pose and play with the camera without thinking too much about it, which is probably why these feel so natural. I don't know many other women who would roll up wearing a fanny pack so confidently. I see more of this eccentric beauty in our futures. Stay brashy.Wigging OutHi again, Sabrina Nichole. Glad to have you back. I normally nix the idea of wigs, but when I saw Sabrina in this one, I became powerless. It made it clear to me why long blonde hair and bountiful curves is a thing. Then the wig came off and I realized it wasn't the hair at all. Sabrina is simply stunning in any configuration. This wraps up curl week here at Zishy. Enjoy your weekend, you rascal.Sofia And Rebel Girls With DirtHello fellow maniacs. Our theme today is 'girls with dirt'. If you've kept up with Zishy, you probably recognize Sofia Orlova. These shots were taken after she rolled around on the shores of the Baltic and covered herself with mud for a previous update. Sofia had brought with her another one-piece that she looked equally splendid in so I could not resist. Then, there is Rebel Tee who I recently met in blazing Arizona. She is less reserved. 'Wow that rock formation is stunning, lets take some nekkid photos in front of it.' 'Cool!' Damn, this job is great. More of each of these two should be expected.Daisy Wensday Dunkin' DunkersI am so damn happy the election is over. I am not happy to witness the trauma of the losing side, but that could have easily been predicted by the way corporate media has portrayed the winner for the last eight years. Both sides now have a duty. The dems need to challenge their assertions by questioning what they were told and how they were led. The winners need to take the higher road by not dunking all over the losers on social media. It's gross and will lead to more cultural turmoil. The only one that should be dunking is Daisy. Please, Daisy. Dunk away. I'll see if I can put up a bonus video later today. This dude needs some rest.Athena Heart New PerspectivesAthena Heart is the type of person who jumps at the opportunity to smoke some herb on a Monday morning and take 'dirty' photos. For that reason alone, she is on my Awesome list. Athena is proud of her current figure. She says she used to be quite a bit heavier and led an unhealthy lifestyle. Good for her, although I still would have enjoyed photographing her at her previous weight. Stay honest.Italian HeroineI gotta be honest. I experienced a moment of terror during this photo session. It wasn't when Sylvia Belotti and I were kicked out of a hotel's lobby, of which we were not even guests. It wasn't when Sylvia saw her father's car drive by as she did the splits in her impossibly short denim cut-offs. It was when this woman with the energy of a wildling decided she would jump off a dangerously high platform onto unforgiving concrete ... just cuz. I was certain I would witness a bodily injury. But no, Sylvia continues to impress.Soledad Lomas Vs Material - Part 1 & 2These are from way back on the very first day I ever met Soledad Lomas. I knew right away that she was special and would be a hit on the site. It was a cold day out, as you can tell from her skin, but she kindly cooked me a delicious steak on the grill. What a mensch. Soledad proceeded to demonstrate her ambitions to become a famous lingerie model. Not sure if that ever worked out, but we love her just the same on Zishy. Part 2 without that distracting lingerie coming soon.Bess Burton - Hiker HeatI felt like we all needed more Bess Burton in our lives. So here is a followup to her update from earlier this week. We went on a hike in the Vegas heat and the passive Bess had no complaints, which is very impressive, since I know how a woman built like her tends to run hot. The bonus video includes footage of our adventures at the airport.Michele James Moon DoggersDo you remember Michele James? You know, the sweet girl that I went to that art gallery with in Pittsburgh. Well, she's back and she's lovely. She smiles as if the pool at her gym finally reopened. She smiles as if they stopped printing money like it was actually linked to something of value. She smiles because she lives in a state where you are not required to show proof of vaccination just to eat at Fuddruckers. Michele made me forget about all of life's BS for about five minutes today. And that's gotta be worth something, right? Here at Zishy, I never ask you to like, but if you subscribe, I promise to keep bringing you women who make you smile.Vynessa Lucero Probably Works OutHey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!Dolphin BodiesPhotography featuring provocative images of beautiful girls in everyday environments. Lilo Mai in Dolphin Bodies is a smoking hot girl with a perfect body and a nice smile....Lose Your RazorHair is so nasty. It gets stinky, dirty, itchy, sweaty. Yuck! Shave it all off. Wax it. Have it removed by laser. In fact, skin is also pretty gross. Don't just stop at the follicles, peel that lemon. The new standard in style is bone and some functional muscle. This is what now defines a civilized human being in today's world. Don't get stuck in the past like Desiree Jacobsen. She might look happy and comfortable, but we all really know what's going on. Barbarism.Tatiana As Class CookieTatiana Penskaya dug up some yearbooks when she returned home for semester break. They were on the shortlist of high school artifacts which remained in her old bedroom. She reminisced about certain crushes she had during those teenage years. Damn, we were stupid. Those were good times. Growing up can be so overrated. Kids, you want my advice? Stay dumb. You will sleep better.Savannah Small Sunk My BattleshitLast night, I got my zachvenice Instagram disabled, hopefully temporarily. Not sure what issue they had with it, but I'm guessing I showed too much ass. Big Tech is our new religion. You must play by their rules or you will get excommunicated. Fear them like your grandparents used to fear God. For now, do me a favor and follow @realzishy on Twitter or IG. Zuck, I am really sorry that I let you guys down. Now who's dick do I gotta stroke to get my account back? Savannah Small and I visited the USS Alabama. She later admitted to me that she secretly desires getting caught.Yeraz Gebeshian Miss LA - Part 2Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less Baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artist/weirdo/asshole too! Time to update my business cards.Gia Ohmy Pretzel Buns OnlySure, she's not the type of girl you want to marry. Gia Ohmy would probably have you volunteering for the Foreign Legion weeks after tying the knot. But the first few nights would be bliss. How could they not? Gia has curves that theoretical physicists have trouble explaining. And in actuality, She might very well be a good kid. Gia's just like the majority of humans: pleasant in real life when dealing directly, but crazy as cat shit online. I will try and get you folks a bonus video tomorrow.Shopping With The DevilSome asshole was telling me that the first step to saving human civilization is to violently take back the power from a corrupt government. He explained that the destruction of natural resources and our illusion of perpetual war would be come distant memories if we were to overthrow the broken system. No man. I don't want to hear all that. I am kicked back on my couch, high as the Dickens, waiting for my UberEats. Late night shawarma, come to daddy. Who can be bothered with a revolution? I know there is a lot to fight for. Experiences like this one with Shyla Volbeck. I know we are not descendants of fearful men, but I need my nightly Netflix and anyways I'm a pacifist.Vyeta Mustafina Baby BounceWhat a bloodbath today on Wall Street and in crypto. I feel like you deserve a lengthy and toasty video of Vyeta Mustafina. It's also Cinco de Mayo, so some tequila milll is in order. Vyeta is fun, curved, and filled with energy. If you look closely, you might notice that a gang of Russian mosquitos had their way with her the night before. Jerx.Nala Brooks They Are The ChampionsNala Brooks is a champ. She came to shoot with me in the heart of the pandemic. Back when BLM wasn't known for their support of Hamas. Back when masks weren't mostly used for smash-n-grabs, and back when drinking a Bud Light wasn't a political statement. Oh, how the world has changed. But I'll tell you something that hasn't changed, Nala's body continues to amaze. Her smile, among other things, helped me stay positive. And that is important. Optimism is the first ingredient required for change.Naya Eliot Has A Candy CrushSugars a smooth liar. It hits your tongue like a velvet kiss, slides down easy, and makes you feel like everything's just a little bit brighter, a little bit more alive. But it's a slow poison in disguise, creeping into your blood, making promises it wont keep. You crave it like a bad habit, knowing full well its no good for you, but still reaching for it because life's rough and bitter enough as it is. You need that sweet escape, even if it comes wrapped in the same chains that'll drag you down later. Its the pretty vice that smiles while it guts you from the inside out, and somehow, you cant help but go back for more.Keely Rose Juiceland ChoresIt has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.Acryilic On DigitalAugust is here. Can you believe it? The year flies by when you have a half-dead leader of the free world. He sort of reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Just kidding, that guy was cool. He preferred a hammer over drone strikes. Anyways, fuck politics. All I care about is that my family is relatively safe, I can obtain weed with ease, and that my life of photographing women, like Tyla Jessop, remains unhampered. Happy Sunday.Nuthin' But BaconEven though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can't have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you're not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG @realzishy. Thanks. Nite.Melody Marks In Captains QuartersI wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach (this is Meadow Brink BTW). Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MBWhats Buc-eesTexas likes to do everything in a big way, including its gas stations. This is Katie Darling at Buc-ee's. The place perplexes me. I feel impressed, yet utterly disappointed at the same time. Marketing pro-tip, using a beaver as your company mascot is money in the bank. Katie and I got the stink eye from a few God-fearing patrons, but we had fun and that's all that really matters. Enjoy Buc-ee's.Yana West Nice Columns 1Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.Kelsey Jones She Cryin' 2Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.Melody Marks Show Dont TellMelody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody's true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people's misconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my slutty side under heaps of fear and shame? Hold my beer ...Pressure Makes DiamondsYou guys must be thinking the same thing. How shitty Diet Coke tastes. You are right. I concur. But still, Sabrina Lynn is like Spring; always lovely, always welcomed, a gift from the heavens. Jesus, Odin, Ganesh, they all must have teamed up on this one. Accept no substitutes, go for the real thing.Ira Sedina Is Serious SortaWords, words, words, words. I'm sure you really want to hear what I have to say. I make elegant sentences. I pose interesting questions. I often use proper punctuation. Or maybe you are just here for the pretty girls. Hmm, I wonder. Ira Sedina is another exquisite young woman that I met in Russia. Here we are in Moscow eating eggs and taking risky photos outside of ornate religious architecture. You should stick around Zishy and see more of Ira. It beats constantly refreshing your screen to watch a crypto portfolio plummet. Thanks, Elon.Renaissance CornholeI picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.Lana Lane Snow Angels - Part 1I think of candy as immediate gratification, not food. Porn for the taste buds if you will. Oddly enough, I never took much interest in it. I prefer my thrills to come in the shape of a woman. A woman's acceptance and approval. If you want candy and you're a woman, and candy brings you satisfaction, chances are that I'm gonna find a way to get some. Perhaps that makes me an automaton devoid of free will. There's not much I can do about it at this point. Part 2 soon.Quarantined Contestant 17Sunny Radford Student DiscountsLet me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.Oxana Chic Has Bacon SaladIf you visit Latvia, you might not be able to find a woman like Oxana Chic. But you should be able to visit Rozengrls and eat medieval dishes by candlelight. That is still pretty cool. Oxana is a creative young woman living in a struggling economy. She has used her desirable appearance to put herself through performance arts school and ultimately to survive. I could cry about Oxana's other work, but then I remember, it is just sex. I show less here at Zishy, and be honest, make you want these women more than any other site. BTW, I tried her bacon salad and it was fucking amazing.Three Good ReasonsI am usually not a fan of having as many nude women as possible in one frame, but sometimes it is good to try new things. This is harder than it looks. Stay tuned for a video. In the meanwhile, I advise you to stack sats. This is financial advice.Victoria Minina Bring WaterSome dictators are so wise that instead of making their countrymen lazy by providing drinkable tap water, they have them find alternative solutions, such as fetching it from local springs. Of course, you can always purchase bottled water in a store using debased currency if you prefer. Victoria Minina gives us a taste of life in a small Russian village. She also shows us her boldest travel attire. I imagine there is not a long wait at Russian airports these days. The country is way overdue for a regime change. C'mon, guys. You got this.Vonnie Bean Desert Oranges - Part 2Kurt Cobain was a pussy. He let us nineties-kids down. The new generation, like the one Vonnie Bean is part of, has a laundry list of profound issues to resolve and with the guidance of mostly talentless heroes. The apocalypse is right around the corner and the kids are still smiling, dancing, and making TikTok videos. They might be idiots, but I still enjoy them more than the idiots my age. The ones whose lives are dictated by mortgages, political affiliations, and favorite sports teams. Today's adults don't want the kids using drugs, making porn, or hurting anyone's feelings. Instead they offer what? Participation Trophies? An endless psychotic nightmare addled with government surveillance and personalized advertising? Maybe Kurt was onto something. But he still is a pussy. Vonnie took an outdoor leak for the first time in the bonus video.Zishy HazingI bet you think I am gonna knock on Greek life: struggling for acceptance, conformity, paying for friends, etc. But no, I think it is a genius marketing scheme. Surely, Giana Van Patten is one of her chapter's finest. Alpha Gamma Delta chose well.Kari Pitinova Mnogo RGBBe Sexy Or NotHelene Trobec calls herself a man trapped in a woman's body. She gets along better with males and hardly has any female friends. Yet Helene still considers herself to be very emotional. She is quite the puzzle to solve. Helene says she loves Elvis Presley, but could not name a song of his. What she does know is how to tease the hell out of a camera even in a silly outfit. Screw glamour, this is the real Helene Trobec.Life With PlantsWhen life gives you lemonade, find a strawberry. Because travel has been tricky this year, I am seeking more and more Zishy contributors in all countries. This is Gisela Arias shot by Alex in Colombia. The duo did an extensive shoot on the streets in multiple locations, then tacked on some spicy shots back at her apartment. Ok, guys. I get it. You want some more cryptos for going the extra mile. Done.Debra Kenlow Hair EverywhereHello, guys. We tried our best but Debra and I could not find a razor to save our lives. I feel like it is going to be alright. I feel like there are enough of you out there who appreciate the completely natural look. And if there isn't, well then let me say in the sincerest and most respectful way, 'my bad'. But seriously these photos come with an interesting story. Debra's brother came home unexpectedly during our shoot and wanted to kick my ass for taking photos of his sister. I declined his offer and bid my farewell to the siblings. Debra is a wonderful person. Bonus video tomorrow.Valley GrowersBrandy Gila and I made it to the nursery just before closing time. We went to areas we weren't supposed to. We did things that were prohibited, but no one got hurt. That is what a lot of my life has become; discovering which rules are necessary and which ones are simply in place due to prior momentum. We are surrounded by gobs of nonsense, so I feel zero shame in searching for what really matters. Like Conor eloquently put it, 'I'd like to take this chance to apologize ... to absolutely nobody.'Claudia Veneza By Italian Design - Part 1I would like to apologize to all my competition who sets out to achieve similar goals. Oh wait, there isn't any. Just the same, sorry for setting the bar so high. More than anything, I credit my persistence and wealth of apathy towards convention. 'You shouldn't be able to create such results with such women.' I didn't care. I kept pushing and will keep on pushing. I love this land and I love Claudia Veneza. Viva Italia. -George ClooneyVyeta Mustafina In Mother NaturesI love the nature in this region. I love that there are still places where you can gather fruit and herbs straight from the wild. I love that there are unpaved roads here. I love not having a cell phone signal. I love the lakes that we swim in and pull life out of. I love the clean drinking water that literally pours from holes in the ground. I love going to sleep shortly after the sky darkens. I love waking when the sun begins lighting up the horizon. Whoever said it was right. I probably have gone mad, but mostly because the bulk of my life is removed from the natural environment. How about yourself? How long has it been since you plucked a wild blackberry? P.S. I fucking hate mosquitoes.Quarantined Contestant 2Contestant Number 2. Confined in Southern California and putting the iPhone 11 to the test. Only five days left to submit. Don't be lagging, ladies! Guys, tell your attractive female friends. Remember, you gotta be subscribed to see her face revealed.Kari Pitinova Key To My HeartsAs my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need an unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.The Italian DreamShe is a really nice person and I am a very lucky photographer. Aurora Morgenrote is daring and beautiful. I will have a hard time topping this trip to Italy. I hope Europe bounces back stronger than ever after the pandemic. Stay hopeful, friends.Bubble Butt Venus Strange Eros - Part 2Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T down with her curves, I'd still consider her a catch.Nora Hernando - Phi Phi ToysAnother slice of heaven from below the equator. Introducing Nora Hernando. She is loaded with youthful charm and is totally down for the Zishy cause. My talent scout found her profile while browsing an online dating app. Finally, they (these apps) are good for something. Nora says this was the wildest first date she's ever had. Part two tomorrow.Ivanna Ershova Museum Of TortureBack in the old days, humans used to torture the hell out of each other. They utilized physical pain to break the spirits of their enemies, instill fear, gain obedience, etc. Important shit. In most of the modern world, we now think calling someone a hurtful name on the internet is violence. In fact, the mere mentioning of certain words can have you excommunicated. People now live each day in fear of either being offended or offending someone who is hyper-sensitive. I say bring back the spikes. Ivanna Ershova has a few torture devices of her own.Emberlynn Schmidt Midnight GingerJust because I am no longer allowed on the property of the Texas state capitol building doesn't mean that I won't shoot in front of it. Meet Emberlynn Schmidt. She is cousins with another popular Zishy star, can you guess who? Her natural beauty is off the charts. People will sometimes ask if I photograph girls with tattoos. I say typically no. I don't just shoot anyone, regardless if they have tattoos. I seek special women whose beauty transcends something as trivial as inked skin. I seek women like Emberlynn.Vlada Romashina Slug Bug BlondeBack in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.Midnight At The OasisHazel Moore is a wild person. Thank God they still exist. People like her serve as a nice mirror to my own insanity. Here we visit the Oasis in Austin, Texas. It is a restaurant and event venue that overlooks Lake Travis. You could try to convince someone beautiful to shoot photos like this for you, but why? Leave that up to me. Let me do the dirty work. All Hazel and I want are a few clams for our troubles. You can safely enjoy these nutty adventures of ours from a distance and then return to your wholesome life after you have been satiated. Trust me, this is way better value than Disney-fucking-Plus. Goodnight.Ariel Gossimer Too Much Awesome - Part 2Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but I did not have power until late last night. I spent most of my time foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend. Bonus video will be posted here in an hour or so.Tae BooKahlisa Boonyasak was a contestant in the Quarantine Challenge this April. She was photographed in Bangkok by first-time contributor, Robert Graham. He was stuck in Thailand for several weeks awaiting progress on Europe's COVID-19 situation. Lucky for us, he kept working and discovered the incredible Kahlisa. Robert has since returned to Europe, but here in the US, it seems like the shit-storm continues. Perhaps it is time for a Second Wave challenge. My wheels are turning.From The Island OfLilo Mai is a powerful woman from the Hawaiian Islands. I can see why men flock to Lilo to claim her as their prey. Naturally, I wanted to take sexy photos of her that do her beauty justice. Maybe in some people's eyes that makes me one of the bad guys too, but you won't ever hear me apologize for this. Ever. They're just images. Dream responsibly.Jupiter Stassy Has Sensitive FriendsEveryone up. On your feet! Let's give Dante our contributor a big round of applause for finding and bringing us Jupiter Stassy. I need new words added to my vocabulary in order to describe her accurately. Enjoy this intro set and look forward to more Jupiter. I am prepared to move heaven and earth to obtain more. Your ongoing support via subscriptions can help. We'll see. Stay ready.Dorothy Channing God's CountryIf a beautiful woman says you can take naked photos of her at her home, but you have to drive a couple of hours into the country, you gather your scrotum and do it. This was the exact opposite of a public shoot. It was one of the most secluded spots I had been to in a while. A beaming Dorothy Channing greeted me in her comfy robe. I did not hesitate. This morning fog was not going to wait for my slow ass. Let's go! More of Dorothy to come.Mission Inn SurprisesLanah Adams took the journey with me to see Riverside's Mission Inn. This hotel and surrounding area is known for going all out with holiday decor. Lanah is a petite firecracker from the Appalachian region. She escaped the freezing temperatures to enjoy SoCal's milder climate for a couple of weeks. Part two arrives tomorrow with a bonus video and Lanah's sleek nude figure. We may or may not have been escorted off the premises.Olya Derkach - Final PizzaMore teasin' and cheesin' from the adorable Olya Derkach. I have probably tried pickles on pizza before, but it was so non-memorable that I have zero opinion of it. Towards the end of this 6-minute bonus video, Olya explains to our contributor that when she agreed to topless, it only meant that she would be without a top, but always covering her pepper-oh-never mind. I was trying to stick to the pizza theme. Yura learned a valuable lesson, as I have many times, which is that in this business/artform/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, we remain at the mercy of the beautiful woman in front of us. So it goes. I am still grateful, O.Viktoria Geller Weaponized BeautyAlthough I am bummed that I have to cancel my visit to the Middle East, Airbnbs in Gaza City cost an arm and a leg, literally, I find some consolation in this new set from our contributor Dante. The beauty of Viktoria Geller is remarkable. So much so, it temporarily distracts from the reality that we are living in the midst of a modern world war. I have come to terms with this. It's fine. Everything is fine. I have the Zishy bunker ready. The underground studio was finished last week. We ain't going nowhere.Michele James Soft As SteelBack in your life with more Zishy adventures in Pittsburgh, PA, accompanied by Michele James. You are correct if you guessed that these were not taken during the frigid winter months. Michele got away with wearing next to nothing. Beautiful as Michele is, I had to fight the urge to strangle her on one occasion. Upon returning to the car, she realized that her keys had been misplaced. I had Michele wait in the parking lot while I ran back quickly and retraced our steps. I found them at the exact spot seen in image #12. One tends to run a bit faster when anticipating a woman posing nude for you back at home. Good luck at the Super Bowl, Steelers!Myra Glasford Mall TherapyI took these photos of Myra Glasford at shopping a mall when masks were a required thing. Oh well. We still managed to flash her dangerous face from time to time. Probably ended up killing a few people in the process. Our bad. At least a few old dudes got a rise from the revealing top Myra was wearing before they met the reaper. Stay safe out there.Love MomentsI use my cameras to capture moments in time, because moments go in one direction, away. They are entirely irreplicable. The moment captured here with Diana Sedova and Victoria Minina was pure magic and is a big fuck-you to the lazy, fearful, loser parts of my personality. It is an important reminder that sometimes everything works out perfectly when you trust in the universe and grind. If I let my demons go unchecked, moments like this would never be possible. Break on through to the other side. And don't worry, this isn't the last that you will see of these incredible women.Corsen Gilroy Prius CountryAs-salamu alaykum. Corsen Gilroy went for a hike with Anthony, our contributor from Portland. Flip-flops, short skirt, nature trail. I'm not sure those things go together, but who cares? Corsen is super attractive and can mismatch for Zishy any time she pleases.Jupiter Stassy Boo SeasonIf you are reading this and you have yet to subscribe, then I must declare that you are missing out. The other day I found a site that asks for $50 a month. They have amazing women too and decent photography, but I can already sense the regret which I'd have after making that purchase. But who cares? I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about you missing out on women like Jupiter Stassy. Seeing her flash herself while she is shopping for a Halloween costume. You're not gonna get that anywhere else.Ban On RulesHere are two fabulous women that I went above and beyond to bring to Zishy. I will return with more words and a bonus video soon. Have a nice Saturday. Must go support the farmers market. It is my big weekly outing these days.Susanna Torres Picnic With PepeOn this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by 'Pepe', our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.Sofi Levchenko Makes A MessSometimes contributors will ask me what type of models I am interested in. I usually answer, the type of women that a rich man would leave his family for. I think Sofi Levchenko qualifies. I am probably with most of you who do not appreciate the mess made with Activia, but whatever. I can deal. There is very little that I wouldn't put up with for Sofi. Bonus video gets added tomorrow.Angel Youngs Nice ChakrasAngel Youngs is her name and she is about as wild and free as they come. She says she used to be heavier, but has taken up pole dancing and eating healthy. I assured her that she would have had Zishy fans regardless of some extra weight. Angel and I sneaked onto a wedding venue property for these shots. Absolutely, no soul was in sight. Covid isn't all negative.Chicago Deep DishThere's someone for everyone, at least there should be. The happiest you is the one that sees beauty in all things.Debra Mendoza Sabor De MayonesaThis is a contributor set from Colombia. The photographer was eighty three years old, had only one functional leg, and spoke with an extreme stammer. So all that being said, I think he did a wonderful job here with Debra Mendoza. Could he have gotten her to be more expressive? Perhaps. Did he intend the bonus video to conclude so abruptly? We will never know. The poor bastard had to face a firing squad shortly after he uploaded his set of Debra. Never urinate outdoors unless you know for damn sure there are no children around. R.I.P. Pepe. Have a great weekend.Black Lingerie MattersI finally rewatched 'Avatar'. The first time didn't count since I was wearing 3D glasses and snorting adrenachrome. As much as I enjoy the movie's visual effects, I still can not get completely behind the story. Life on Earth has never been close to the one on Pandora. Nature is a cruel bitch that wants to kill us as much as we want to run from it. The wilderness does not radiate with sweet love at night, Mr. Cameron. I am pretty sure you prefer to sleep in a comfortable bed, behind locked doors just like my pampered ass. Anyways, Ophelia Palantine has a lovely smile.Vlada Romashina Mushroom HuntingHere is a set of additional photos that go with yesterday's gallery. Since I took these pics, Vlada has gone on to marry and have a kid, possibly two. I know that many of you would prefer that every Zishy model look like some bubbly TikTok star with an equally bubbly body. Well, this is not always possible. And how many of these e-thots that we all swoon over are even of legal age? With a woman like Vlada, you can appreciate someone who never had any modeling experience and probably never will in the future. Also, I can not recall once Vlada bemoaning the elements. That's aces in my book. Stay human.Rebel Tee Feels RelentlessI appreciate seasoned personalities and fully developed intellects. But when it comes to nude photos, a younger woman's body tends to be a bit more photogenic, at least to my eyes. Of course, I know many men prefer older women, even some who have had this fascination since adolescence. But, unfortunately perhaps, I was never gifted this perspective. I have always been pleasantly tormented by the vibrant, youthful features of a woman Rebel Tee's age. I am shallow. Just being honest. HBU?Reeson Gulbis Adidas Bags - Part 2Part two as promised. Weed has caused me a lot of grief. Like that time I absentmindedly left the door open at my friend's apartment, allowing her dog to run outside into the middle of a busy street at night. She said it wasn't my fault. She said it was bound to happen eventually. But we both knew. I fucked up, bad. Even at such a low point I understood just as I understand now, that if I was gonna continue to do drugs, which I most certainly did, I needed to learn how to keep my shit together. So yeah, the lesson is to keep your shit together. Life has consequences. Happy 4/20. --Buzz LightyearSwimsuit CompetitionBack by popular demand is Vynessa Lucero. Why would she requested so frequently? Obviously, beauty like Vynessa's is rare. So here is some advice. If a woman with rare qualities agrees to pose for you, but has some hesitation about nudity, just shoot her. Don't be a dope. Sure, there will always be some trash leaving crybaby comments on your site. But you have to block that stuff out. Most people have no idea what they really want. Most people think life is boring.Olga Cee Inverted IntrovertLisa, our contributor from Russia, discovered Olga Cee in a small town outside of Perm. Since this shoot, they have become devoted partners and adopted seven small children from Suriname. Their story is inspirational and proves that true love overcomes all odds. This holiday season, catch the heartwarming movie, Teacup Swap, which tells the tale of their unlikely romance. Only on the Hallmark Channel. Be well. Time for my meds.Sary Galmida - Filtered HoneSary Gimaldi is a glamour model that our contributor, Viky, found for us during her European travels a few months back. At first, I was let down by Sary's use of makeup. I even thought the freckles were fugazis. But Viky explained that this is simply what she is used to and that the freckles were 100% real. As you can see by the last 2 pics, they certainly are. Ultimately, Sary agreed to break her mold for Zishy in many ways. There is more of her to come, even minus the cosmetics.Penelope Kay Has Mountain CardioHappy Halloween, guys. Someone asked me if I was gonna have a Halloween-themed update. I decided against this. I'm already sick of girls putting on hookered-up, cheap-ass, synthetic costumes pretending to be a slut for one day of the year. These women are cowards. I'm a fan of those perennial freaks who can do it in jeans and a sweater. If you're like me, Penelope Kay is your gal. She has this wholesome charm on the exterior, but inside is as wild and uninhibited as they come. Stick around and you'll get to see more.I See YouWhenever I photograph a woman like Heidi Romanova, I ask myself 'why?' See, Heidi has been a popular nude model for several years. She has shot with countless photographers. You can find her all over the internet. But still, I go into these shoots thinking that I will capture something that the other photographers might have missed. I try to find my unique voice echoed by her beauty. I want to be the best. This is impossible, Zach. Just try to be a better you. The real competition always takes place within.Chaney Gunn Web Of Love 2College football, NFL, FIFA World Cup. I know most spectators are busy these days, and that is fine. If it makes people happy to wear ugly clothes, watch others accomplish athletic feats, and be the subject of constant advertisement, who am I to judge? I don't get it, but whatevers. You guys do your shit. Just don't get in my way when it comes to taking provocative photos of women like Chaney Gunn. Let everyone have their peccadillos. Chaney is about as amazing as they come. Stay entertained.Never Been BetterShelley Fox is as game as it gets when it comes to teasing with her intense curves. She is from Hungary and her body is completely unaltered. Doctors only wish they had this kind of talent. Shelley comes off as shy at first, but after spending time with her, I realize she is mostly very contemplative. A sultry energy like hers is usually accompanied with some mystery. Don't ask too many questions.Please Open PoolsThis is an introduction to Adriene Macedo. Part two will follow shortly. It took a lot to bring this all-natural Brazilian bikini heroine to Zishy, but I know she is well worth the extra effort. Recently, I jumped into water for the first time since the lengthy shelter-in-place order. I had to drive out to a lake to do it, but still, once I was submerged, it was sheer bliss. Corona kills, but so does being a fearful, rule-abiding momo.Tacos Are JuicyZishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way (preferably in crypto). Reach me for the deets. info@zishy.com.Ileana Burgos Black And TanIt is almost summer for reals. Can you believe it? The wife is nagging me about vacation plans. Yeah, hun. Wherever you wanna go. But let's just make sure I can find a few marvelous women at said destination which I can photograph for Zishy. We gotta fund those improvements you want on the house, right? And you did marry a workaholic. Anyways, here is a new update with Ileana Burgos, shot for us by a contributor in Colombia. More of her to come.Dorothy Channing Ornate Unions - Part 2Part two has arrived. Dorothy Channing is twenty years old and managing a restaurant. She wants to dump that gig and sell Lambo's at a dealership. Too many dickhead customers at her current job and even some ass-grabbing. Weak men lead to hard times. Hope it all works out for her. She was a hoot. See you soon!Scarlett Alexis - Pictures Of BoobsGrace Onfire Is A NutcrackerI think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?Bianca Bell Tourist InformationBianca Bell returns and I am glad. It is hard to find women like her, with her naturally generous curves, a photogenic face, full of smiles and devoid of shame. That is why I told my team in Ukraine to continue working with Bianca and I could continue sending bitcoins. I only spend satoshis when I absolutely have to. Bianca is a worthy cause in my book. Thanks, Max and BB. Stay safe.Shiny Little SecretsTall, fit, Mazzy Plimpton returns to Zishy with some lingerie that she claims makes her feel ultra-sexy, especially when worn on a date. We chatted a bit about her appreciation for classic rock music. Mazzy says that if you don't recognize greats like The Doors or Hendrix, then you should probably be chasing another girl. Break on through to the other side.Hannah Tarley Skinny FriesI took Hannah Tarley to eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers at the end of our shoot. Even after smoking a bowl, Freddy's isn't that great. So if you can, try to find a Five Guys or something. I do, however, recommend chilling with Hannah if you get a chance. She is sweet, friendly, and won't make you wear a silly mask. BTW, does anyone believe those masks at the Olympics are serving a real purpose besides optics? JK, I won't go there. I know we all just want to save lives and keep our fellow-man safe. No one should die from that stupid disease. No one! That's what cancer and diabetes is for.